Poorly altered Magic the Gathering Cards found on ebay.

14th May 2014

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This combines two of the most abused poor taste alters in scantily clad anime girls and pervo dragons.  Please folks, here is a protip - do not play this card if you want to leave your basement.

This combines two of the most abused poor taste alters in scantily clad anime girls and pervo dragons.  Please folks, here is a protip - do not play this card if you want to leave your basement.

Tagged: MtGmagic the gatheringmountainlandpervo

14th May 2014

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Here is what I do not get about this alter:
1) It is an Island.
2) What is with the pink teddy bear? 

Here is what I do not get about this alter:

1) It is an Island.

2) What is with the pink teddy bear? 

Tagged: MtGmagic the gatheringislandteddy bear

14th May 2014

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Don’t walk into the mutavault!  You will emerge as Tank Girl!

Don’t walk into the mutavault!  You will emerge as Tank Girl!

Tagged: MtGmagic the gatheringmutavaulttankgirlland

14th May 2014

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Yes, the prospects of this being an acceptable alter are grim.

Yes, the prospects of this being an acceptable alter are grim.

Tagged: mtgmagic the gatheringgrim lavamanceranimepervo

14th May 2014

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Meet the newest guardian of the seven acre wood.

Meet the newest guardian of the seven acre wood.

Tagged: mtgmagic the gatheringwooly thoctarwinnie the poohdisney

14th May 2014

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Look into my incredibly creepy eyes!  And don’t mind the pouting lips that just kind of stop midway through the text box.

Look into my incredibly creepy eyes!  And don’t mind the pouting lips that just kind of stop midway through the text box.

Tagged: MtGmagic the gatheringdictate of ereboscreepy eyeslips

14th May 2014

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That loincloth!

That loincloth!

Tagged: mtgmagic the gatheringhero of iroasloincloth

13th May 2014

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Varolz must have scavenged a makeover.

Varolz must have scavenged a makeover.

Tagged: MtGmagic the gatheringvarolz the scar stripedsexy

13th May 2014

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Garruk plays a relentless lead guitar.

Garruk plays a relentless lead guitar.

Tagged: mtgmagic the gatheringGarruk Relentlessguitarshreds

13th May 2014

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Perhaps by the power of hypnotization I will forget this card when I wake up.

Perhaps by the power of hypnotization I will forget this card when I wake up.

Tagged: mtgmagic the gatheringhypnotic sirenpervo